2 Wax Museums, AI Faith, and the Puppet Master’s Boot
Modern Christianity is eerily similar to a wax museum.
Everything looks almost alive:
- smiling greeters and ushers
- emotional music
- meaningful sermons, though unlike actual Christianity as Designed, speeches that are practiced in front of a mirror, for timing and emphasis and jokes, and repeated verbatim at all three “services” that day.
- polished lights and LED screens
- a well-rehearsed, choreographed vibe
- a community wanting to be “family,” but it never happens
Like AI-generated animation:
beautiful… polished…
but hollow.
Something is missing—the mass, the weight, the gravity of Reality. Like the coffee cup in a movie, we all can “feel” with our innate sense of mass, physics, fluid mechanics, and thermal capacitance that it is really empty. No matter what the actors portray.
Gen Z sees it instantly.
They are the most simulation-aware generation in human history.
They know when something is fake.
And when they resist—when someone asks a real question, pops the sterile performed bubble, exposes a flaw, challenges the choreography—the puppet master emerges to squash anyone real, like a bug. No matter how “respectful” they are, asking questions in the “Flatlands Society” makes you seriously sus. As one “pastor” said, “The show must go on!”
Suddenly the friendly wax museum comes alive in all the wrong ways:
- “Don’t question the process.”
- “Don’t disrupt the ‘decent and in order’ service.”
- “Don’t make anyone uncomfortable. We have a special ed small group for you to participate in. Hold your tongue for that.”
- “Don’t question our doctrine. Those aren’t the verses we talk about here. You can attend down the street if you want that flavor. We don’t want that here.”
- “Don’t expect daily life; that’s unrealistic. We have actual real lives to lead.”
And if you persist?
You get the mechanical boot.
The System protects itself. The Operating System has virus protection, and you’re the virus if you don’t quickly comply.
But Jesus never protected systems.
He cracked them open like old wineskins, blasted them open with the New Wine, expanding to be all that it’s meant to be.
An Accurate but Flawed Definition
The vast majority of “church goers” would find this description in DK’s “CANADA” an adequate definition of Christianity. But this pathetically weak summary has nothing whatsoever to do with Christianity, if the Bible and Jesus are our guide, rather than culture! As you continue to read about His Ecosystem, you will see how this wax-museum definition is exactly opposite of the way Jesus lived His life and taught us the church, His Body, was to become!